Ask me anything   I'm Destiny. I'm random, silly, irreverent, and probably not as mature as I should be. But that's what makes like fun :)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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fancypancakes:

Hannah bringing up Mamrie’s college student TV show

General College is the greatest thing to ever exist

(Source: daily-gr4ce)

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"Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit."
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khl0ekardashian:

Damn she thicc

Booty booty booty booty booty 

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bagofb0nes:

isfuckingfun:

Futurama 3D 

Zoidberg is fucking terrifying! 

(via recreationalcannibalism)

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

(via sloshes)

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"Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down."
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sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

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foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

foxbabies:

diabeetus01:

You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.

Patrick killed a lot of people.

and then things got unholy

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thotmom:

Me in the club when Im tryna have a good time and boys rub they dick on me

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society:oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman:okay.
society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman:sounds awful. what's my second option.
society:a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman:still seems pretty awful.
society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society:oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman:i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society:what third option?
woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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